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No Joke

Freelancer Clue #147:

When you have an approved outline for a project that says, for example, Chapter 7 will be about fluffy bunnies, DO NOT turn in a manuscript where Chapter 7 actually contains slave cults and kiddie fiddling. Especially DO NOT turn this in three months late.

Jackasses bloom like flowers in the spring, I swear.


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Anonymous Dr John K Says:

Based on your parting (straight) line, I give you Gilbert & Sullivan:

'The flowers that bloom in the spring, Tra la,
Have nothing to do with the case.
I've got to take under my wing, Tra la,
A most unattractive old thing, Tra la,
With a caricature of a face,
With a caricature of a face;
And that's what I mean when I say, or I sing,
"Oh, bother the flowers that bloom in the spring."
Tra la la la la,
Tra la la la la,
Oh bother the flowers of spring.'

Blogger BeK Says:

You guys are putting out a book about fluffy bunnies, slave cults, and kiddie fiddling? Oh, I am so all over that.


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