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Zipcar Haiku

Today I received an e-mail pleading for my love. Zipcar loves it's "zipsters" and wants to be BFFs. They're even willing to pony up a free Valentine's Day reservation or a $25 driving credit to prove they didn't mean those things they did. Yep, they're having a Valentine's Day haiku contest. Heh. You know what they say about a woman scorned, right?

Here's what I came up with:

When Flex became Zip
I had high hopes -- now I long
for the way things were.

Zipcar wants my love
in haiki form but they broke up
with me and moved north.

If Beacon Hill had
Zipcars left to rent
it would be true love.

I think my haikus
will not win a free credit
or reservation.

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