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Kate-isms for Today

I shared with Kate the story about the people being turned away from giving food to Katrina refugees. She, too, would have solved the "apple problem" by cutting the apples into quarters.

But this cracked me up:

"How could milk cause a riot?! Ok, well, if some people were lactose intolerant, and other people were forcing them to drink the milk..."

Earlier in the day she cracked me up with this one:

We walked into a department store to shop for a new rain jacket for her and were immediately accosted by a guy handing out scent samples on paper strips. I sniffed politely and handed it to Kate. Her response? "You're right, it does smell good! It smells just like overpriced cologne!" I laughed out loud all the way up the escalator.


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